19 12 / 2013

06 12 / 2013

collegehumor:

4gifs:

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Ugh, you guys are all a bunch of catscists.

collegehumor:

4gifs:

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Ugh, you guys are all a bunch of catscists.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

10 11 / 2013

southerncontradiction:

I should make a chart or graph show how much I love charts and graphs….

(Source: alphieralphie, via daddyrunsalot)

10 11 / 2013

BAHAHAHA.

BAHAHAHA.

(Source: theremina, via wilwheaton)

10 11 / 2013

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31 10 / 2013

collegehumor:

Jockey Cat is Best Cat
Looks like someone is jockeying for best costume. HA. HAHAHA.

collegehumor:

Jockey Cat is Best Cat

Looks like someone is jockeying for best costume. HA. HAHAHA.

(Source: reddit.com)

27 10 / 2013

Hehe!

Hehe!

(Source: textfromdog)

04 8 / 2013

Funniest movie I’ve seen in a long time!

Funniest movie I’ve seen in a long time!

26 7 / 2013

My dad forgot my birthday last week. Radio silence. No text, call, email, or FB comment. He’s notoriously flaky, so I sort of wrote it off and got over it. The less I expect out of him, the less I get disappointed. I later found out he was Germany for work so I figured he didn’t have access.

Until today… When I see on FB he’s written “HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY! FROM GERMANY!” to my sister. Her birthday is tomorrow.

Perhaps I’m irrational because I’m a million months pregnant but I’m hurt. I go out of my way to always call him (he never, ever calls me), send him birthday and Father’s Day gifts, and generally not ever be a burden to him (my siblings have been hell on wheels). No good deed goes unpunished!

Annddd he just sent me a FB message saying “How’s it going baby girl? Love you!”. Totally forgot my birthday. And I was just crabby enough to point it out - I responded “I’m fine. Guess you forgot I had a birthday last week.” <—— probably shouldn’t have done that but whatever. Sometimes being petty feels good!

28 5 / 2013

collegehumor:

The Most Photogenic Dog in the World
A face only a blind owner could love. 

I die!

collegehumor:

The Most Photogenic Dog in the World

A face only a blind owner could love. 

I die!

(Source: nickholmes)